Thursday, January 29, 2009
Sec 4. I can only say that preparing O level is an utter waste of time and brain cells (except for people who love to show off their results,cough)Suresure, getting a cert is important especially for someone as tiny (read : extremely short) as me - quoted from DadRecently (Last Friday) ,I came up with project Observe Couples (The OC) to see how I should act when I date.
If I get a date. Day 1 - 28feb. Observe how couples eat and compare it with married old fags.CoupleGirl : Got drinksGuy : Got two plates of scrumptious (not to mention oily) char kuey teow.Girl&Guy : Flipped noodles about for approx. 5 mins while waiting for each other to start eating first. Meanwhile,I was eating my Ice Kachang and staring at them.Guy : Digs in..............slowly.Girl : Even slower.Really boring couple i must say.Wrinkly duoGirl : (Not eating anything) Tried to stifle a yawn. Tried.Guy : Finished food in 5 mins (the time above mentioned couple took to flip noodles)Report - To eat food slowly before marriage.
